Okay, I have to respond to Mr. Romney. Let me give you a few salient facts, Mittens.  I have a Juris Doctor. I have worked in Hollywood. I write books. I manage a natural gas and oil company. I voted for Barack Obama. And I pay more in taxes then many people make in a year. And guess what, Mitt? I’m going to vote for the president again.

How dare you insult me and the millions of people who, in fact, are paying taxes?  They pay sales taxes, payroll taxes, property taxes.  They work their asses off while you and your kind make money by trading money, clip coupons and create nothing.

So here’s a you and you billionaire buddies who are trying to buy this election so they can avoid regulation, and pay virtually no taxes, and in one particular case stay out of jail when you tell you’re justice department not to prosecute him.  You can all bite me.

And FYI — I’m voting for Barack Obama again.