How cool is that?  I belong to a super secret Hollywood liberal elite that can see the future, and plan to wreck the GOP nominee in 2012 because D.C. created a villain called Bane back in the ’90’s, and he got referred to in a crappy Batman movie in 1997, and now he’s front and center in the latest Batman movie ’cause somehow the Commie Pinko, socialist, Kenyan, liberal of Hollywood knew that Mitt Romney would be the nominee so they planned this movie well in advance.

I guess we retroactively plotted this.  We’re awesome!  In case you’re wondering what I’m talking about Rush Limbaugh is apparently back on drugs because he made this argument on his radio show that Dark Knight Rises is a liberal plot to defeat Romney.  You can check it out here.

The Right talked about Bush derangement syndrome.  It looks mild compared to the crazy that President Obama has engendered.  Senunu went nuts yesterday too talking about how Obama smoked pot in Hawaii, and then went to Indonesia.  Obama was like seven before they moved to Indonesia.  Really don’t think he was smoking pot.

Yeah, guys, there’s a black man and his picture perfect family living in the White House.  Deal with it.